No idea where you got the "guru" from. 
Seriously, I only run ScrotWM on my netbook and another older laptop. They're both mostly CLI setups (I didn't even bother install gtk2-engines), so I won't say they're a complete desktop replacement, but I do manage to get most of my non-graphic-arts work done quite handily.
I mentioned the Arch wiki's ScrotWM page that @anon linked to somewhere in this month's thread as well. It's a decent resource. There's not much to be said about ScrotWM, tbh. One look at the config file and you'll definitely figure stuff out.
Some things to note:
ScrotWM does seem to be lacking when put next to other tilers like Xmonad, DWM or AwesomeWM. It lacks Xmonad's hooks (though it's Quirks system works to some extent). It doesn't have any start file, so you'll need to make a simple script to start your preferred WM-related daemons/services. It's bar/panel doesn't show what's opened in non-visible workspaces (though you can replace it with dzen2, which does the job). It also doesn't seem to have a "mod-override" option, which might relegate you to using Mod4 (the Super key), since using Mod1 (Alt) would conflict with many of the keybindings for our regular apps..... There are probably more things wrong with it that I can't recall right now.
Not trying to dissuade you guys ... just want to let you know what's on offer and what's not.
It's got excellent defaults, imho. I hardly changed anything in the .scrotwm.conf file. Only specified my preferred terminal emulator (urxvt), changed the colors, uncommented some fullscreen quirks for Mplayer, and added a couple of keybindings.
Like I mentioned, it's mostly CLI apps that I use, along with the usual perks provided by zsh or bash.
Why not use it for a bit and then ask me what you need?
Edit:
Found this on a friends site. It should explain stuff better than I can.
http://www.digitalfoo.net/posts/2009/11
on_Debian/
The first part about the install process won't be important, since it's now available in most distro repos (though I wish I found that link when I had trouble with CVS), but the second part on configuration might prove useful.
@ElderV once asked me how to pipe conky output to the Scrot bar. It's also mentioned in the Arch Wiki, but thought I might as well link my reply here.
http://crunchbanglinux.org/forums/post/91918/#p91918
Hope this helps.
Last edited by gutterslob (2011-01-18 18:34:11)
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