Nice analogy, Reno. So who's Darth Vader? Acer? 
Yeah, the Media Player shipped with Linpus only plays back Chinese video files I read somewhere. Good for those who're using those files, but what about the rest of the world? Well, after a year with the Acer Aspire One on the market, still no fixes (not even a bloody codec) for the rest of us. So if you own the Linux model with Linpus on you're bound to download and install another media player if you want to watch videos. In order to do that you need at least some CLI interaction. Nice work. That's not the best experience for newcomers to Linux. No wonder why so many Acer netbooks with Linux Linpus preinstalled are being returned. Acer and Linpus are giving Linux a bad rap. Seems to me Acer pretty much are saying; "Thanks for buying our product, now go *beep* yourself!"
Back on topic. Now, if only more netbooks would come preinstalled with #! CrunchBang, perhaps there would be less frustrated first times users of Linux.
(Or maybe #! is a little too intimidating for new Linux users?)
A new Kuki kernel has just been released for the Acer netbooks btw. Worth checking out.